3 women die and go to heaven, St. Peter is at the gates and says to them "Hello welcome to heaven, do as you wish but do NOT step on any of the ducks!"
So they enter heaven and there are ducks everywhere, trying their best not to step on any ducks the first woman accidently stands on one, St. Peter comes over with the ugliest man she had ever seen and chained him to her and says "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to be chained to this man for all eternity"
The next day the second woman also stands on a duck by accident and St. Peter, who doesnt miss a thing is over again with another very ugly man and chains them together for the same reason he did with the first woman.
The third woman had observed both her friends being chained up with ugly men and did not wish to follow so she managed to go for months and months without stepping on a duck, St. Peter comes over to her one day with the most handsome looking man she had ever seen, chained them together and left without saying a word, the third woman said "What have I dont to deserve being chained to such a handsome man like you?"
The man replied "I dont know what you've done, but I stepped on a duck"
So they enter heaven and there are ducks everywhere, trying their best not to step on any ducks the first woman accidently stands on one, St. Peter comes over with the ugliest man she had ever seen and chained him to her and says "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to be chained to this man for all eternity"
The next day the second woman also stands on a duck by accident and St. Peter, who doesnt miss a thing is over again with another very ugly man and chains them together for the same reason he did with the first woman.
The third woman had observed both her friends being chained up with ugly men and did not wish to follow so she managed to go for months and months without stepping on a duck, St. Peter comes over to her one day with the most handsome looking man she had ever seen, chained them together and left without saying a word, the third woman said "What have I dont to deserve being chained to such a handsome man like you?"
The man replied "I dont know what you've done, but I stepped on a duck"
"It is better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all."- Saint Augustine
