I'm going to be adding a new addition to this every now and then...
Armory Item #1: Sheep Shield
What does it do?... Not only does it provide you with enough protection as to withstand a heavy-to-medium draft of rather nasty wind, it confuses onlookers and disorients attackers.
Byproducts include wool and an underlying desire for turtleneck shirts.

Original on YouTube...
Here
Armory Item #1: Sheep Shield
What does it do?... Not only does it provide you with enough protection as to withstand a heavy-to-medium draft of rather nasty wind, it confuses onlookers and disorients attackers.
Byproducts include wool and an underlying desire for turtleneck shirts.

Original on YouTube...
Here
