Akimoto wrote:I will now attempt to translate... *puts on training bandanna*
Dante'sInferno wrote:
I know you wanted me to know, but it would've been easier to contact me via steam.
Anyways, does this mean I can pwn you again? 
just kidding; no really, does this mean we can start pwning donkey in TF2 again??
I'm really excited; i got 754 points last night, in under 3 hours, and that was with a 571:136 kill per death ratio, also a 571:535 kill per hour ratio. 
It felt so good. The bad part is that my sniping teacher; yes i do have a teacher; is active again and he's kicking my behind 
Oh well, whatever, its not like this was a one sided thing anyways, meaning that I also killed him quite frequently, i made a couple of people rage-quit last night.
Its just that i don't like it when they start getting all snobbish about their "skills," trying to rub their bulldump "skills" in people's faces.
I kinda do that here but NEVER in-game.
So as i was playing in NBD, piece of @£$€/X! server;
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EDIT: Soz my head accidentally "fell" down on the keyboard and pressing submit at the same time after my head rolled over to the enter side of the keyboard.
wtg?? what is that may i assume u fellas wanted to type "wtf??"
now on the matter translated, aki got most of what he wrote down right... except for the part of me havin a teacher & the next paragraph is one paragraph. also the part about kph, its cant be kills per hour do the fact that i had 571 kills & as i stated in the first post, in about 3 hrs, so that kill per hour would be 571:3, kph means kills per headshot, i had 571 kills & 535 headshots. hmm is it me or was that story pretty short?? i mean honestly i was gonna write another one a lil bit longer in the writers corner, but...... its nothin i wanna share right this second. i also want everyone to know that i know the best soldier of tf2, that guy is sick, hes good, i mean i hate when he goes against me, cuz even tho i CAN neutralize him when i snipe, hes a royal pain in the donkey to go against. lol i tend to headshoot him fast so he cant be a basketball, meanin rocket jumpin a lot. also AA asked me to join them, kinda big of a deal about it... due to me not likin those (add somethin inappropriate here) idiots of hac, snipin clan that thinks theyre the greatest ever, whom btw i kicked thier donkey back when i was still in Bondeds snipin division
... too bad i was the 2nd best i really always wanted to be Bonded star at snipin, my teacher never let me have the place, he did teach me & really good, yet iour snipin styles r totally different, he snipes for for the team, then for himself, meanwhile i do the opposite, i put my safety on highest priority & after i know im good i start killin the donkeyholes threatnin my team, usually when i snipe im winnin, i have to admit tho i dont use an aimbot or cheat or hack, thus i have lost & to be honest i have lost more times than the ones ive won, due to the fact that orange x3 is a map that usually takes about 4-5 hrs to win, due to the map bein so balanced its really hard to win in that map, so when ppl finally end a round they decide to leave. wow its better than all of those bs maps that valve has made, no its not made by valve, but its sure more balanced than valve maps. from the reviews ive seen the best "official" valve map is plr_pipeline, i have to admit its a great map, really nice & fair & kinda hard to play if i might add, but guess what, valve bought that map from some stupid dude, who is into map makin, why do i call him stupid?? simple, he exchanged the map for a special version of some dumbdonkey valve made piece of bs equipment, if he was gonna sell it at least he shouldve asked for money, not that im a greedy person, but what the (add favorite word for "what the --------" phrases) is wrong with him??
anyways lookin at the bright side now we can rub bs like that on valves faces for (add word
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)ing up the game, to be honest the stock weapons were pretty baddonkey, & i loved the pyro & medic updates, up to now they pretty much the best updates realeased, the heavy update was pretty goddamn awesome too, then came the scout with thier cheap (add somethin here, do notice tho im PISSED when i write this) FaN, & sandman, i hate those weapons, dude who in the world thought about makin stupid stuff like that, i mean the dumb class is cheap enough as it is, now they add a scattergun that knocks back & a MELEE weapon that shoots a ball & paralizes on hit, who was the DUMBDONKEY to think of that?? i have to admit, it was good of them takin away the double jump, but they gave it back, i mean i could stop UBERS, invulnerabilities. finally valve someone intelligent mustve said, "wow this class is cheap, dude we should change some of the bs this class does." after the scout they realeased an engy upgrade, not update, which let engies build up everythin to level 3 which was REALLY SMART, but then they mess up again with the SNIPER update, the class i waited for so long to get an update is the class that gets the WORST of all updates, & with it they realease the spy update, which ok, i dont mind, good 2 updates at once, that sweet, but they removed the snipers special ability, an ability on HE, THE SNIPER, had, no one else, which was 100% critical hit success on a successful headshot, what do u know, the spy has it too, they gave it to the spy, how idiotic can that be?? whatever i dont care, anw=ywas the soldier demo updates, i have to admit theyre good, theyre cheap, but good. have a nice day ladies & gents, & fellas.... i justg had to take some stuff off the chest, thank you
