2. soak it in Pepsi for 3 days 4 minutes and 25 seconds. BE SURE YOU GET THE 25 SECONDS!!
3. kick it
4. kick it down the stairs
5. open the disc tray and fill it with Silly Putty
6. call Micro$oft tech support and verbally pwn them
7. don't listen to me
8. no really....call M$ tech support
