[Zabuza]

sarah do u ever run out of jokes?

[saunby]

no, sarah is a neverending joke machine XD

[Abarai_Renji]

Yo Momma So Skinny And Ugly That When She Turns To The Side You Cant See Her But When She Turns To Face You You Wish She'd Turn The The Side.

[NinjaSarah]

I bet I can beat any one of you in a yo mama fight xD

[NinjaSarah]

And no, I never run out of these jokes!

Yo mama so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag

Yo mama so fat, she has more chins than the hong kong phone book

Yo mama so stupid, she failed a blood test

Yo mama so dumb, she got fired from the M & M's factory for throwing away all the W's

Yo mama so old, she went to a museum and they tried to claim her as an exhibit

Yo mama so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Beat THAT!

[saunby]

no, sarah is a neverending joke machine XD

what he said, wait thats me, well, what i already said, no-one can beat sarah

[NinjaSarah]

I am the Yo Mama queen! and the Jawa queen, but that's a different story

[Guardian.old]

Ninja sarah you took both the jokes from the star wars robot chicken i hope the others wern't taken

p.s. if you wouldn't have put em i would

p.s.s. I'll be back on the server as sson as pos

p.s.s.s. I am really sick of the ps thing good jokes

[NinjaSarah]

Ninja sarah you took both the jokes from the star wars robot chicken i hope the others wern't taken

p.s. if you wouldn't have put em i would

p.s.s. I'll be back on the server as sson as pos

p.s.s.s. I am really sick of the ps thing good jokes

Lol yes I know I got those jokes from robot cjicken but I couldn't help but post them xD they were funny!

[Guardian.old]

Here's more that i reckon you missed

yo mama so ugly she put the ug in ugnaut

yo mama so stupid she went all the way to Bangkok to get a TIE fighter

all of which are taken from robot chicken

[Guardian.old]

Yo mama so fat Ben Kenobi said "That's no moon! That's yo mama!"

again from robot chicken

i have to post the link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsKdoMlJUng

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVmXxspQPwQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T50RqFLQ3CM

[NinjaSarah]

lol I forgot about those ones!

P.S. yo mama so dumb she got trapped in the bathroom and wet herself

[Kioshi]

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/mykel1/yomomma.htm

i win

/lock topic

[Tidus]

yo momma so tiny she sat down on the curb and her feet were hanging!

yo momma so stupid she sent donuts back to the store cause they had holes!

yo momma so fat she went to subway and asked for a dozen donuts!

yo momma so stupid she thought the moon was a big sugar cookie!

yo momma so stupid yoda told her "May the force be with you" so she turned around and pushed!

yo momma so fat when she went swimming in the ocean lifeguards shouted "look out its a big white wale!"

yo momma so stupid she went to taco bell and asked "Can I have a bean burrito without the beans"

yo momma so fat i sliced her throat and watched the gravy pour out!

yo momma so stupid when her friends said "Break a leg" she grabbed a hammer and started swinging!

yo momma so fat she has more rolls then the bakery!

thats all i got right now o.o

[Sniper]

i can only think of one more and i think no1 heard it "I thought of it"

Yo mama so fat everytime she gets in the car it says oversized haul

[Woodchip]

lmao those star wars ones are from the Adult Swim special of the Star Wars Robot Chicken lol

Yo mamma is so fat that Jabba the Hut said ''Daaaaaaaamn''!

[Woodchip]

oops sorry forgot to read from 1-3 pages

[Soulreaper]

genius woodchip..... no i mean it congratz u should deserve a medal for how smart u are *claps* j/p ^^

[Wanderer]

yo mommas so poor the last time she had a party they actually raised the roof

[Darko]

I still think my sarah one owns all.