Okay so first, make sure that your mouse has at least fifty feet wide and long amount of space. Got that? good.
Now, your mouse always has two pressure-sensitive executive commands that goes directly into the computer. This can easily be exploited to make your attacks on JKA harder. Just simply squeeze with your preferred hand on your mouse and the vibrating signals will tell the physics that you are attacking harder.
Now onto speed. See, inside your keyboard there are devices called '' buses '' that are aptly named, in the sense that they send information to the motherboard and such. Depending on the pressure, you can send about three million packets of information at a time, if you can get to about thirty pounds of pressure. This will cause your computer to '' zap '' the info over to where ever space is available. MAKE SURE you narrow it down to your base/assets area.
This will in turn cause your character model to move faster because of the considerable amount of energy the computer is sending to it.
Next up is something that has come to my attention frequently. When someone comes up to /amhug you, and sometimes when you hug them back, they become unsatisfied and hug back. This is due to the lack of pixels being evaporated as the two models touch. What you want to do is either install pressure sensitive plates on your monitor or use the ones you already have.
You will have to wrap your arms around said plates and squeeze as if it is a actual person. If a microphone is installed as well, make sure to say '' mmmm! '' really hard and tight-like. It helps the software, trust me.
Also, have you noticed that when you attack someone with a blaster or some type of projectile weapon, you sometimes miss? this is actually the result of improper pinging from whatever device that is being used aside from your computer. If someone else is in your home, be sure to tell them to watch/play something else other than a FPS game or any kind of shooter.
This will in turn, remove the shooting ping from your house and narrow it down only to you. This may help performance issues with blasters.
Let's talk about a popular one: Have you ever noticed that when you /exec StarDestroyer_Airstrike it fires light turbolaser batteries instead of the heavier and green ones? I have too, many times. The reason for this is that you have the improper texture pack, and in order to obtain it, you have to actually donate to the KR website. It may seem ludicrous, but in actuality, there's a reason.
See, when you send information containing any kind of funds, the Knights Reborn website tends to recognize it as a friendly package.
It's best to donate at least $180 dollars, that way you get the texture pack AND bragging rights.
Sometimes, it will say '' Windows could not find /weapons/boomerang/pizza '' This is because you have not beaten Saktio AND Ret Larkin in the same place. It's best to use the Force to enter their minds and make them kill each other. If you can score a saber hit on both of them during it all at least once, Windows will be pinged and you will get your bommerang Pizza.
okay, what else, what else,
Oh yeah. If you ever find yourself falling over and the letters appearing on the screen: '' You have been slapped by a KR Admin ''
Or perhaps you see " You have been slept; Wait for a KR Admin to tell you why ''
That's because usually you are not properly connected to the server, and find yourself getting in trouble for attacking unarmed players.
This, unfortunately, cannot be fixed. The rules are in place so that everyone can have fun and such without having to deal with world-wide crashes. This is what will happen if you attack a player that the lua has predetermined as '' unarmed ''.
There is another unfortunate problem with using swear words; Raven software made it to where certain swear words would cause a server command overflow and crash the server. This was created to help with emergency escapes should you find a virus or something in your computer's software.
It's also best to try and avoid that, otherwise a KR Admin will have to safe you from your untimely demise and silence you for your own safety.
So, that is my take on exploiting the game completely. You can use these special things to become the ultimate victor in all of JKA. Remember, good ol' reliable Frog told you this, so remember me when you are slaughtering the players in JKA!
Now, your mouse always has two pressure-sensitive executive commands that goes directly into the computer. This can easily be exploited to make your attacks on JKA harder. Just simply squeeze with your preferred hand on your mouse and the vibrating signals will tell the physics that you are attacking harder.
Now onto speed. See, inside your keyboard there are devices called '' buses '' that are aptly named, in the sense that they send information to the motherboard and such. Depending on the pressure, you can send about three million packets of information at a time, if you can get to about thirty pounds of pressure. This will cause your computer to '' zap '' the info over to where ever space is available. MAKE SURE you narrow it down to your base/assets area.
This will in turn cause your character model to move faster because of the considerable amount of energy the computer is sending to it.
Next up is something that has come to my attention frequently. When someone comes up to /amhug you, and sometimes when you hug them back, they become unsatisfied and hug back. This is due to the lack of pixels being evaporated as the two models touch. What you want to do is either install pressure sensitive plates on your monitor or use the ones you already have.
You will have to wrap your arms around said plates and squeeze as if it is a actual person. If a microphone is installed as well, make sure to say '' mmmm! '' really hard and tight-like. It helps the software, trust me.
Also, have you noticed that when you attack someone with a blaster or some type of projectile weapon, you sometimes miss? this is actually the result of improper pinging from whatever device that is being used aside from your computer. If someone else is in your home, be sure to tell them to watch/play something else other than a FPS game or any kind of shooter.
This will in turn, remove the shooting ping from your house and narrow it down only to you. This may help performance issues with blasters.
Let's talk about a popular one: Have you ever noticed that when you /exec StarDestroyer_Airstrike it fires light turbolaser batteries instead of the heavier and green ones? I have too, many times. The reason for this is that you have the improper texture pack, and in order to obtain it, you have to actually donate to the KR website. It may seem ludicrous, but in actuality, there's a reason.
See, when you send information containing any kind of funds, the Knights Reborn website tends to recognize it as a friendly package.
It's best to donate at least $180 dollars, that way you get the texture pack AND bragging rights.
Sometimes, it will say '' Windows could not find /weapons/boomerang/pizza '' This is because you have not beaten Saktio AND Ret Larkin in the same place. It's best to use the Force to enter their minds and make them kill each other. If you can score a saber hit on both of them during it all at least once, Windows will be pinged and you will get your bommerang Pizza.
okay, what else, what else,
Oh yeah. If you ever find yourself falling over and the letters appearing on the screen: '' You have been slapped by a KR Admin ''
Or perhaps you see " You have been slept; Wait for a KR Admin to tell you why ''
That's because usually you are not properly connected to the server, and find yourself getting in trouble for attacking unarmed players.
This, unfortunately, cannot be fixed. The rules are in place so that everyone can have fun and such without having to deal with world-wide crashes. This is what will happen if you attack a player that the lua has predetermined as '' unarmed ''.
There is another unfortunate problem with using swear words; Raven software made it to where certain swear words would cause a server command overflow and crash the server. This was created to help with emergency escapes should you find a virus or something in your computer's software.
It's also best to try and avoid that, otherwise a KR Admin will have to safe you from your untimely demise and silence you for your own safety.
So, that is my take on exploiting the game completely. You can use these special things to become the ultimate victor in all of JKA. Remember, good ol' reliable Frog told you this, so remember me when you are slaughtering the players in JKA!
