Magic 8 ball
PostPosted:Fri Jun 29, 2012 1:07 pm
So, i was at work today, working. And i got the urge to buy myself a magic 8 ball. Came home went on amazon, and found this customer review, which i thought some of you may enjoy, or just find strange.
When I tried to make this thing answer my questions, the answers were clouded over by this stupid black cloudy liquid. I got fed up with it and threw it out the window. I was surprised to find it remained in one piece, however. Puzzled by this, I picked it up and asked myself "why aren't you broken". The triangle thing inside floated up and said "I am beyond your mortal understanding." I laughed this off as a coincidence and promptly deposited the stupid toy in the waste bin. I was later awoken from my sleep around midnight by something rolling along my laminate bedroom floor. I turned the light on and found the Magic 8-Ball at the foot of my bed. I since locked it in my attic but every night I'm awoken by a wailing noise from under my bed that tells me I'm going to die on the twelfth of March, 2019 at 3:45AM.
Very disappointed in this product and think it unsuitable for Christians under 12.
