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Spiders 1 : Jawfin 0
PostPosted:Wed Feb 23, 2011 9:48 pm
by jawfin
We get lots of spiders in Australia, I think its because we rock, or something like that. Anyway, I go around and kill them where the kiddies will play. After using the spray up I figured I'd just knock them down with the empty spray can...
They build their webs tough >.<
PostPosted:Wed Feb 23, 2011 10:12 pm
by Lothar
Its great being from britain... You can just pick them up and not have to worry about poison or biting.
PostPosted:Wed Feb 23, 2011 10:40 pm
by MasterM
ovur hurr in 'merica theyre not much of a problem lol
PostPosted:Wed Feb 23, 2011 10:49 pm
by nanana
y do you wanna get rid of them. there nice funny looking bugs.
and friendly, see.
PostPosted:Wed Feb 23, 2011 10:55 pm
by Falcon
Wow. That is amazing.
PostPosted:Wed Feb 23, 2011 11:51 pm
by Phoenix
Fail ><
PostPosted:Wed Feb 23, 2011 11:59 pm
by Evan
wow........go spiders! (but i don't want a giant one crawling on my face thank you very much)
PostPosted:Thu Feb 24, 2011 2:31 am
by Pyra
o_o This is why agencies are considering using spider thread instead of kevlar.
PostPosted:Thu Feb 24, 2011 9:27 am
by saunby
Pyra wrote:o_o This is why agencies are considering using spider thread instead of kevlar.
Why? Are bad guys throwing spray cans at them now? O_o
PostPosted:Thu Feb 24, 2011 3:32 pm
by Pyra
saunby wrote:Pyra wrote:o_o This is why agencies are considering using spider thread instead of kevlar.
Why? Are bad guys throwing spray cans at them now? O_o
I lost my uncle that way! D:
Though seriously, spider silk has proportionally nearly ten times the strength and durability of kevlar, and is lighter and breathes more easily. The problem is collecting it in large enough quantities. >_>
PostPosted:Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:24 pm
by ForteGigasGos
nanana wrote:y do you wanna get rid of them. there nice funny looking bugs.
and friendly, see.
By then I would be LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG gone.
PostPosted:Thu Feb 24, 2011 9:55 pm
by John
Maybe if you let the spiders bite you enough you get super-spidey powers.
PostPosted:Thu Feb 24, 2011 10:34 pm
by Arcanine
John wrote:Maybe if you let the spiders bite you enough you get super-spidey powers.
it would be only when a spider is radiated and when it bites you you would be a supa-jawfin man =P
PostPosted:Fri Feb 25, 2011 12:39 am
by Rugg
the only thing he'll get letting those aussie spiders bite him is dead
PostPosted:Fri Feb 25, 2011 12:53 am
by AJ
Rugg wrote:the only thing he'll get letting those aussie's bite him is dead
Made your fact into another fact Ruggy :p
PostPosted:Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:03 am
by John
Rugg wrote:the only thing he'll get letting those aussie spiders bite him is dead
Nah. Jaw can take it. Prove me wrong.
PostPosted:Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:29 am
by Rugg
he could take 6 or 8 bites before he gets groggy I bet
what you really have to watch out for are the dropbears! damn things will eat your skull before you can blink!
PostPosted:Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:16 am
by jawfin
They aren't really bears; they are koalas with rabies. Here's a rare picture of one...
the person who took that was never seen again, just the camera with claw marks O.O
PostPosted:Fri Feb 25, 2011 4:12 am
by Pyra
Looks like the koala is saying "WAAASSUUUUP?!"
PostPosted:Sun Feb 27, 2011 5:19 pm
by Jato
Pyra wrote:saunby wrote:Pyra wrote:o_o This is why agencies are considering using spider thread instead of kevlar.
Why? Are bad guys throwing spray cans at them now? O_o
I lost my uncle that way! D:
Though seriously, spider silk has proportionally nearly ten times the strength and durability of kevlar, and is lighter and breathes more easily. The problem is collecting it in large enough quantities. >_>
The only reason we destroy spider webs so easily is due to the spider's poor anchoring, the silk itself is amazingly strong!
PostPosted:Mon Feb 28, 2011 9:23 am
by Akimoto
Just make a spider farm, collect their web in greater quantities, ?? , sell - profit!
PostPosted:Mon Feb 28, 2011 1:08 pm
by John
Make a spider-milking machine.
PostPosted:Tue Mar 01, 2011 5:42 am
by Arcanine
LoL guys,you are talking about as if you are producing the silks in farmville,especially you Akimoto-san