Knights Reborn

Whos there?

knock knock

knock knock who?

knock knock you! *clubs round head*



Im bored, who else knows some good knock knock jokes (that one was awful I know, I made it up )

knock knock

whos their

gun..

gun who

im gona shoot u with a gun. *BANG*

As achmed the dead terrorist said:
Knock Knock
who's there
me, I kill u!!

Evil Bespin Officer wrote:As achmed the dead terrorist said:
Knock Knock
who's there
me, I kill u!!

Priceless!

I loved that show.

Lol i love u evil.

Silence, i kill you!

Lol, yeah that is damn awesome!

Bush? Oh yess I love bus... Ohh! You mean the president..

XD

"So where do you get your recruits?"

"The suicide hotline"

made me crack..

Jeff: I'm guessing u guyz had a good day 2day
Peanut:Yes sir, we had a gr8 day!
Jose:No we did not!
Peanut: yes
Jose: No we did not chhave(have in mexican accent) a good day
Peanut yes we chhaaad! a gr8 frikkin day!
Jeff: u were supposed 2 take him 2 the spa
Peanut: I took him to the sPA!!!
Jose: He put me in the vegitable steamer!!

ROFLMAO!! one of my fav parts!

i wouldnt kil the jews i would just throw a penny between them and watch them fight to the death(evil laugh)
i also did the same thing with 2 cathlic priest except i threw in a small boy and the winner had to fight michael jackson

rofl

Jeff: So do u like it in DC?
Walter: Oh, yes i get swcrewd on my taxes every year and its fun 2 come visit THE SOURCE!!

Jeff: C'mon a lot of exciting things happen here!
Walter: Oh yes, what happens in DC stays on YOUTUBE!!!

LOL!

Even though I started this as a knock knock thread, Im much happier about where its gone, it has to be said that Jeff Dunham is a LEGEND!

'Would you like to see my stiiiiiick?'

That bit makes me laugh

Knock Knock
who's there

CHUCK NORRIS

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu1wNxr9Sqg

saunby wrote:LOL!

Even though I started this as a knock knock thread, Im much happier about where its gone, it has to be said that Jeff Dunham is a LEGEND!

'Would you like to see my stiiiiiick?'

That bit makes me laugh

I'm happy 2 help friend, this was exactly my intention!

please dont turn this into a chuck norris thread >.> hes to overated

jeff dunham owns.. lol .. ivseen and heard all the jokes i never get tired of them

were did u come come achmed?
"from your frekin suitcase" ( that just pwns)

were do u recruit suicide bombers
"suicide hotline" xD

Jeff: Did anything else happen today?
Peanut: No-
Jose: Si
Peanut: DAM!!
Jose: when we got out of the car-
*Peanut starts laughing*
Jose: He shut the door on my stEEEk.
Jeff: Did u apologize?
Peanut: *laughing* No!....I COULDNT BREATHE!!
Jeff: why couldnt u breate?!
Jose: He was laughing too hard

Knock knock
whos there
banana

knock knock
whos there
banana

knock knock
whos there
banana

knock knock
whos there
orange
orange who, orange u glad i didnt say banana

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

lol agreed Jeff is great, but I am more of a Dane Cook guy myself

Dane's Dream House **Warning** Couple curses in there so.... yeah...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPmU9Wt20G0

Lol Dane Cook is funny but in my opinion... Jeff Dunham is better

Kisame wrote:Jeff: Did anything else happen today?
Peanut: No-
Jose: Si
Peanut: DAM!!
Jose: when we got out of the car-
*Peanut starts laughing*
Jose: He shut the door on my stEEEk.
Jeff: Did u apologize?
Peanut: *laughing* No!....I COULDNT BREATHE!!
Jeff: why couldnt u breate?!
Jose: He was laughing too hard

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Jeff Dunham joke....

Q. how do u get an elephant in a safeway bag?
A. take the f outa safe and the f outa way

*Walking through crowded Heathrow customs with a gun case*

Officer: Hello Sir what is in the case?

Me: SWORDS!

Officer : ..