PostPosted:Wed Jul 04, 2007 11:00 am
sarah do u ever run out of jokes?
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PostPosted:Wed Jul 04, 2007 11:02 am
no, sarah is a neverending joke machine XD
PostPosted:Wed Jul 04, 2007 1:32 pm
Yo Momma So Skinny And Ugly That When She Turns To The Side You Cant See Her But When She Turns To Face You You Wish She'd Turn The The Side.
PostPosted:Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:13 pm
I bet I can beat any one of you in a yo mama fight xD
PostPosted:Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:23 pm
And no, I never run out of these jokes!
Yo mama so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag
Yo mama so fat, she has more chins than the hong kong phone book
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a blood test
Yo mama so dumb, she got fired from the M & M's factory for throwing away all the W's
Yo mama so old, she went to a museum and they tried to claim her as an exhibit
Yo mama so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed
Beat THAT!
Yo mama so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag
Yo mama so fat, she has more chins than the hong kong phone book
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a blood test
Yo mama so dumb, she got fired from the M & M's factory for throwing away all the W's
Yo mama so old, she went to a museum and they tried to claim her as an exhibit
Yo mama so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed
Beat THAT!
PostPosted:Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:07 pm
saunby wrote:no, sarah is a neverending joke machine XDwhat he said, wait thats me, well, what i already said, no-one can beat sarah
PostPosted:Wed Jul 04, 2007 6:02 pm
I am the Yo Mama queen! and the Jawa queen, but that's a different story 
PostPosted:Wed Jul 04, 2007 6:23 pm
Ninja sarah you took both the jokes from the star wars robot chicken i hope the others wern't taken
p.s. if you wouldn't have put em i would
p.s.s. I'll be back on the server as sson as pos
p.s.s.s. I am really sick of the ps thing good jokes
p.s. if you wouldn't have put em i would
p.s.s. I'll be back on the server as sson as pos
p.s.s.s. I am really sick of the ps thing good jokes
PostPosted:Wed Jul 04, 2007 6:29 pm
Guardian wrote:Ninja sarah you took both the jokes from the star wars robot chicken i hope the others wern't takenLol yes I know I got those jokes from robot cjicken but I couldn't help but post them xD they were funny!
p.s. if you wouldn't have put em i would
p.s.s. I'll be back on the server as sson as pos
p.s.s.s. I am really sick of the ps thing good jokes
PostPosted:Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:04 pm
Here's more that i reckon you missed
yo mama so ugly she put the ug in ugnaut
yo mama so stupid she went all the way to Bangkok to get a TIE fighter
all of which are taken from robot chicken
yo mama so ugly she put the ug in ugnaut
yo mama so stupid she went all the way to Bangkok to get a TIE fighter
all of which are taken from robot chicken
PostPosted:Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:36 pm
Yo mama so fat Ben Kenobi said "That's no moon! That's yo mama!"
again from robot chicken
i have to post the link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsKdoMlJUng
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVmXxspQPwQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T50RqFLQ3CM
again from robot chicken
i have to post the link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsKdoMlJUng
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVmXxspQPwQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T50RqFLQ3CM
PostPosted:Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:59 pm
lol I forgot about those ones!
P.S. yo mama so dumb she got trapped in the bathroom and wet herself
P.S. yo mama so dumb she got trapped in the bathroom and wet herself
PostPosted:Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:35 pm
PostPosted:Thu Jul 05, 2007 2:08 am
yo momma so tiny she sat down on the curb and her feet were hanging!
yo momma so stupid she sent donuts back to the store cause they had holes!
yo momma so fat she went to subway and asked for a dozen donuts!
yo momma so stupid she thought the moon was a big sugar cookie!
yo momma so stupid yoda told her "May the force be with you" so she turned around and pushed!
yo momma so fat when she went swimming in the ocean lifeguards shouted "look out its a big white wale!"
yo momma so stupid she went to taco bell and asked "Can I have a bean burrito without the beans"
yo momma so fat i sliced her throat and watched the gravy pour out!
yo momma so stupid when her friends said "Break a leg" she grabbed a hammer and started swinging!
yo momma so fat she has more rolls then the bakery!
thats all i got right now o.o
yo momma so stupid she sent donuts back to the store cause they had holes!
yo momma so fat she went to subway and asked for a dozen donuts!
yo momma so stupid she thought the moon was a big sugar cookie!
yo momma so stupid yoda told her "May the force be with you" so she turned around and pushed!
yo momma so fat when she went swimming in the ocean lifeguards shouted "look out its a big white wale!"
yo momma so stupid she went to taco bell and asked "Can I have a bean burrito without the beans"
yo momma so fat i sliced her throat and watched the gravy pour out!
yo momma so stupid when her friends said "Break a leg" she grabbed a hammer and started swinging!
yo momma so fat she has more rolls then the bakery!
thats all i got right now o.o
PostPosted:Thu Jul 05, 2007 2:29 am
i can only think of one more and i think no1 heard it "I thought of it"
Yo mama so fat everytime she gets in the car it says oversized haul
Yo mama so fat everytime she gets in the car it says oversized haul
PostPosted:Thu Jul 05, 2007 2:19 pm
lmao those star wars ones are from the Adult Swim special of the Star Wars Robot Chicken lol
Yo mamma is so fat that Jabba the Hut said ''Daaaaaaaamn''!
Yo mamma is so fat that Jabba the Hut said ''Daaaaaaaamn''!
PostPosted:Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:52 pm
oops sorry forgot to read from 1-3 pages
PostPosted:Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:25 pm
genius woodchip..... no i mean it congratz u should deserve a medal for how smart u are *claps* j/p ^^
PostPosted:Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:14 pm
yo mommas so poor the last time she had a party they actually raised the roof
PostPosted:Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:16 pm
I still think my sarah one owns all.